To Be Alone, Or Not To Be Alone

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/05/02/o.alone.or.not/index.html

There's really no Shakespeare in this story, but it did give me an idea.  Can you imagine if Shakespeare were alive today?  I don't know whether he'd be writing for television, movies or theatre, but I'm pretty darned sure he'd have trademarked the whole "To be or not to be" thing, and would be running around like a mad fool suing everyone who uses it.  Don't even get him started on people that use "wherefore" incorrectly.