A Night in Elsinore

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I could swear I've posted something like this, but I can't find it in my archives.  As long as we're on the subject of Shakespeare humor, I thought it'd be funny...

 

FRANCISCO
                        Ask him about the war!  

HORATIO
                        What war?  

FRANCISCO
                        Ask him if we should go to war with young
                        Fortinbras!

                                                HORATIO
                        Hey, Ghost, should we go to war with Fortinbras?

The Ghost shakes his head "no." He hold up ten fingers, and then three fingers.  

HORATIO
                        No. He says Fortinbras is too many. He thinks we
                        should go to war with thirteen-bras.

The Ghost slaps his knee and goes into fits of silent laughter.