Quick and Painful

Both my wife and I have been trying to diet lately, so part of the morning ritual has become to step on a scale and report back and successes.

This morning I told my wife how much I’d lost (and nope, I’m not telling you people ;).

“Who’s the man!” she responded, by way of congratulations.

“Amanda Bynes?” I countered.

“????” she said.

“It’s a Shakespeare thing,” I explained.

“??????” she said again.