What Is The Line?

http://www.cracked.com/video_16684_probably-not-answer-he-was-looking.html

Not what I expected - a guy starts quoting Twelfth Night, gets stuck, and his friend offers no help at all.  Funny, although it drags on too long.  I just like that it had so much Shakespeare content. :)

Bonus points to the geek in the comments who points out that he missed a line in his monologue :)