Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Drive By Earl of Oxford Jokes

I had no other place for these!

How many Earls of Oxford does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Shakespeare does it and Oxford just takes the credit.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Earl of Oxford.
*shhhhhh! Maybe he'll think we're not home!*

Why did the Earl of Oxford cross the road?
He thought maybe people on the other side might actually believe he wrote Hamlet.

Anybody got more?


amd5gg said...


Bruce Leyland said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Shakespeare doubter
Anyway you're just a lunatic snob. And... oh I'm so tired of this...and it doesn't matter anyway!...and that's why Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare.

Meg said...

Hmm. Did he ever claim to have written, well, anything of regard? Because I love poking fun at the Oxfordians as much as anyone else, but the actual Earl might not be the best target.