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She Didn't Call You Because...
Flying solo this time, I spotted the #shedidntcallbecause tag on Twitter and the rest, as they say, is history.
She Didn't Call You Because...
- ...you stabbed her dad. She's out picking flowers to make herself feel better.
- ...Friar Laurence buried her alive, and she's got no cell reception in the tomb.
- ...yo, seriously, her dad is crazy. Thinks he's a wizard. Said he'd chain you up and turn you into a slave if she talked to you again.
- ...she's washing the blood off her hands and dropped the phone in the sink.
- ...you wrongly accused her of getting pregnant by your best friend, and she had to go into hiding for 16 years.
- ...she said to tell you she was going to go play with her pet snake.
- ...you called her a whore and broke up with her. On your wedding day. Who does that?
- ...all you were offering was mac and cheese, and Titus invited her over for pie.
- ...you may have put the roofie in her drink, but she went home with some other ass.
- ...you've got a pillow over her face.
4 comments:
Hey, you've got some real talent there.
I particularly like the Othello one.
--Carl
...the woman don't want no scrubs
no more; drinking and whoring right
under her nose, with her money!
Sort it out, fatso.
º She has no hands to pick up the phone. Oh, she has no tongue either.
º She hates when you try to tame her.
My contribution :D
Loved yours...
'you may have put the roofie in her drink, but she went home with some other ass.'
Midsummer, right?
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