Steal and Mutilate Books? Become a Librarian.

The headline when I spotted it read, Book dealer who defaced copy of Shakespeare's First Folio... and I clicked on it, thinking "Please be 'savagely beaten in prison' please be 'savagely beaten in prison.'"

Nope.

"Working in prison library."

Oh, sure, that makes sense. After all, he's an authority on great literature. :-/