McSweeney's Macbeth!

McSweeney's is at it again!

From the people that brought you Hamlet's Facebook Page, the Romeo and Juliet Police Blotter and Lady Macbeth on Ambien, we now have "Macbeth and Macduff arguing over semantics":

MACBETH: Wast thou ripped from a man?
MACDUFF: No...
MACBETH: Then thou wast of woman born, what's the problem?
MACDUFF: I think, technically, to be "born" you need to pass through the birth canal.
MACBETH: No. If you exist, then you were born.
MACDUFF: I grant you it's a bit of a gray area. 

I love these guys.