The Tragik Historie of William Gates

The Tragik Historie of William Gates:


Two of my favorite loves: Shakespeare, and bashing Bill Gates. "A drum, a drum! Bill Gates doth come!"

GATES
By my troth I know I am the ruler of BASIC.
But how of operating systems?
Duke Kildall lives yet,
And CP/M doth hold much sway o'er the lands
And to be Monopolist! Yea, that
Stands not within the prospect of belief
Speak, and do say from whence
You owe this strange intelligence.


You may have to know something about the history of the PC wars to really appreciate this, but it's good stuff.

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