The Dick and Jane Hamlet

The Dick and Jane Hamlet is pretty cute, and worth a link. I'd never seen it before.

"See the man. What a funny man. His name is Hamlet. He is a prince.
He is sad. Why are you sad, Hamlet?"

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On the way he passes a brook. In the brook he sees Ophelia. Ophelia is drowning.

"Where are you going?" asks Ophelia.

"I am going to find Uncle Claudius."

"Glub, glub," says Ophelia.