Little League Shakespeare

Baseball season has started, and my son is still young enough to be in that "kind of competitive, but we all still just want the kids to have a good time" age group.  What this means is that no matter what happens during the game, for every play, whether your team is up or not, there is always a chorus of:

"Good hit, Brendan!"

"Great play, Michael!"

"Excellent running, Jay!"

"Way to field the cut off throw, Henry!"

And every time I desperately want to yell, "Well roared, lion!  Well shone, moon!"

But I don't think anybody would get it.