Jersey Shore Meets Shakespeare?

Don’t ask me how I found this, but I’m glad I did.  Somebody with a stronger constitution than I has done a satire of Jersey Shore in iambic pentameter.

Unfortunately it stops just when it’s getting good (the author says in the comments that he was getting a headache, and I believe it).  Maybe a surge in traffic (and some comments) will motivate him to grab the Excedrin and bang out a longer piece?