Singles Nights At The Folger!

Hey!  You there, in the Washington DC area!  Got any plans?  Starting today, single tickets to the Folger Shakespeare Library performances are now available for sale!  Everybody knows that the best way to see more shows for less money is to scoop up those single tickets. (Take it from me, I'm a Red Sox fan, I know a little something about trying to make tickets affordable.)

Bring a date, fine! Go out for drinks before or dinner after - but at the door, give him his ticket and say, "See you at the end of Act V."

Don't have a date?  Maybe the person sitting next to you doesn't either, if you know what I'm saying.

*wink* 

*nudge*

*(elbow, because Shakespeare is the first documented instance of its use as a verb)*

*say no more*