Bad Shakespeare Dreams

Had a Shakespeare dream last night.  My whole  family had finally made it to Stratford and we were in some sort of bookstore where they had a guy dressed up and acting like Shakespeare.  Only problem is that he wasn't any good,  and some of his trivia was wrong,  so I started mocking him.  Of  course this then gets me kicked out!  And not just out of the book store but out of Stratford! Needless to say I was a little bent out of shape that it had taken me this long to get there and in a matter of minutes I was kicked out;)