If Only His Jupiter Was Ascending

http://astrologyofatrainwreck.astrologydetective.com/2008/06/11/birthday-twins-june-11-ben-jonson-the-salieri-to-shakespeares-mozart/

An astrological breakdown of why Ben Jonson never achieved the heights of dear  Mr. Shakespeare.

I was amused by the subject as well (which is not mentioned in the article) - Salieri to his Mozart?  As scenes from that Amadeus movie play in my head, I'm not sure that's a terribly accurate analogy.