Wednesday, February 04, 2015

Foreshadowing in Twelfth Night

Twelfth Night opens with Duke Orsino's now famous line, "If music be the food of love, play on..."

In Act 1 Scene 2, when Viola decides to dress as a boy to enter into Orsino's service, she tells the Captain that she will be of value to the Duke because, "I can sing and speak to him in many sorts of music."

Have I just always missed the glaring significance of that line? Am I the one in the audience that's not immediately saying, "Oooooo!  I bet they end up together!!!!"


Sunday, February 01, 2015

Review : Strange Magic

When I first heard that Lucasfilm's new animated effort was "inspired by Midsummer Night's Dream" I wanted to be excited. I really did. I wasn't exactly holding my breath, however.

Good thing. Whoever started throwing around Shakespeare's name in the marketing for Strange Magic seems to have had about a high school student's knowledge of the subject, at best.  A C student.

The way I explained "inspired by Shakespeare" to my kids went a little something like this:

There are basically three different ways that a movie can use Shakespeare. I'm not talking about actual movie versions of Shakespeare plays, I mean original movies that say they've got something to do with Shakespeare. First are the movies that come right out and talk about Shakespeare and use his words. Like Gnomeo and Juliet. Then there's movies that don't use any of his words, but try to tell a modern version of one of his stories.  (10 Things I Hate About You is the classic example here, though my kids don't know that movie.) Then there's movies that just take a single idea that came from Shakespeare and throw the rest away, thinking that just because they've got a boy and a girl whose parents don't like each other they can call it Romeo and Juliet, or just because a king gets killed by his evil brother you can call it Hamlet with lions.
Strange Magic sits firmly in this final group.  There's a love potion and there's fairies, therefore we can claim it's got something to do with Shakespeare. No humans.  No war between a king and queen of the fairies. There's an "imp" who I guess we'll call Puck who runs around throwing the potion on people for fun, but entirely minor characters in a single montage, that has nothing to do with the story. There is no parallel at all for Helena/Hermia/Demetrius/Lysander that I could figure out.

In fact, as I also pointed out to my kids, this story has more in common with a completely different Shakespeare story, and I bet the creators didn't even realize it.  The king of the fairies has two daughters - Marianne and Dawn.  Marianne, for reasons that are obvious in the first two minutes, has sworn off love for good. Dawn, the younger sister, is boy crazy. The king basically won't let Dawn get married until Marianne does.

Ok, show of hands, sound familiar to anybody?  That's right, it's Taming of the Shrew.

But, again, that's as far as it goes. The actual story is all over the place, and honestly a pretty shameful product from a name like Lucasfilm. More than once I felt it was the kind of thing that seemed like it was written in about a half a day, and felt like one of my middle daughter's straight-to-video Barbie movies.  There's a good forest and a scary dark forest, and along the border between the two is the only place that the primroses grow.  And primroses are used to make love potion, of course. But only the Sugar Plum Fairy can make love potion. But the evil Bog King, ruler of the dark forest, has captured her and ordered that all the primroses be cut down (the latter, by the way, is a plot point that has absolutely zero bearing on the plot as the hero finds a primrose petal as soon as he goes looking for one). So of course the meek little best friend of the younger sister, who is secretly in love with her, gets convinced by the other bad guy, who wants to marry the older sister in order to raise an army (something else that's never really explained), that he (the shy one) should go get a love potion, and then it all just gets weird.

Oh, and it's a musical. Of cover songs.  Like a big Glee episode. When someone gets hit with the love potion they apparently just start singing "Sugar pie, honey bunch" over and over again.

Skip this one. I can't really find anything worth recommending. It looks nice, I'll give it that. But even that is weird, as none of the characters have that "I wish I could get that in a stuffed animal or action figure" appeal. The fairies look so human that every time they sprout wings you think "Where did THOSE come from?" and the goblins are so shapeless and generic that there's even a joke in the script that they can't tell their own gender apart.



Saturday, January 31, 2015

Last Day To Enter! Free Poster Giveaway!

[Originally posted January 15, 2015.  DEADLINE TODAY January 31, 2015!]

Hello my geeks! It's been awhile since I've given something away.  Let's change that.

Shortly before the holidays I was contacted by Clifford from ExaTextPosters.com who sent me a copy of their Utterly Complete Works of William Shakespeare for review. It's really the kind of thing you have to see to appreciate, so for the first time I decided to do a video.  Check it out!

Sorry about the shaky cam, I did it on my cell phone. And yes you can see my reflection in the glass.  Hi!



Pretty neat, huh?  I really wasn't sure what to expect when Clifford first wrote me, and we talked briefly about other similar products like One Page Books (of which I have several) and Spineless Classics (which I'd not yet heard of).  This is different. Those are more about turning literature into a work of art.  Anybody can walk up to one and recognize what it is.

This is different. From a distance, the ExaText poster just looks like a regular image. I've asked guests to take a look at it and see if they can figure out the secret.  They can't.  That's when I fire up the magnifying loupe that came with the poster, and that's when they agree that this is indeed very cool and geeky. The value in this product is not when your guests spot it from across the room and come over to admire it like a work of art, the value is in knowing the secret it holds.

There's two things I wish were different about the product. This is a review, after all. I was at first thinking that it might be something more along the lines of what we old timers used to call ASCII art, where the actual arrangement of the letters and appropriate choice of font, face and style are used to create the image itself (like this example spotted on qarchive). That's not this.  The image is just a regular black and white print, on top of which they've put the words.  So you're either looking at the words on white background or dark background, but at no point does the arrangement of the words go into creating the image of Shakespeare. Does that make sense?  They could just as easily printed the complete works on top of an image of the Mona Lisa. So what we end up with is a fairly generic picture of Shakespeare hung up on the wall.

I don't expect they can change that, as it's a complete different way to layout the text.  What I do think they can change, though, is the arrangement of the works. Right now they're in alphabetical order. Which I suppose is as rational a choice as any other. But imagine if they weren't. Imagine if they were random.  Suddenly the poster becomes a huge treasure hunt.  We all have our favorite plays and quotes, right? You get an opportunity like this and you're immediately going to look for a particular line. Alphabetically, it's pretty easy. I wanted The Tempest, I just moved down until I spotted Twelfth Night, then worked backwards through Troilus and Cressida until I found it. If the plays were randomly laid out? I'd probably still be looking ... and that would be awesome.

Ok, now for the fun part ... who wants one?

Win Your Own Utterly Complete Works of William Shakespeare from ExaTextPosters

If this sounds like something you simply must add to your collection, here's what you have to do.


  1. Visit the Shakespeare Geek Facebook page.
  2. Share this post.
  3. Leave a comment telling us what quote you'll look up first.
  4. Contest ends midnight EST on January 31, 2015.  Winner will be notified by Facebook message.
Good luck!