tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post7561691297599448634..comments2023-07-07T10:56:11.083-04:00Comments on Shakespeare Geek: Shakespearean Light Bulb Jokes (Guest Post)Duane Morinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16569611828708601563noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-13496407498266843032012-04-21T04:08:43.471-04:002012-04-21T04:08:43.471-04:00How many Proteus’ does it take to change a light b...How many Proteus’ does it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />None; Proteus claims he’s only interested in changing a different bulb, then sabotages Valentine’s attempt to change this bulb, then underhandedly tries to screw the bulb in against its will. And after all that, suddenly everyone decides they’re happy in the dark and immediately forgive Proteus’ indiscretions.poochensteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12853375383231494566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-90209049832198430252012-03-11T19:24:07.915-04:002012-03-11T19:24:07.915-04:00How many Ophelias does it take to change a lightbu...How many Ophelias does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><br />She won't change them. All she will do is sing "And will it not come one again".Evelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281314200517491983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-85174123388498670762012-03-11T19:23:00.202-04:002012-03-11T19:23:00.202-04:00How many Ophelias does it take to change a lightbu...How many Ophelias does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><br />None: She just sings "And will it not come on again".Evelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281314200517491983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-37615213758323249732012-02-23T11:02:43.730-05:002012-02-23T11:02:43.730-05:00I could laugh myself to stitches.I could laugh myself to stitches.Ophelianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-21963216859444398252012-01-31T21:18:51.404-05:002012-01-31T21:18:51.404-05:00How many Shakespeares did it take to change a ligh...How many Shakespeares did it take to change a light bulb? None Shakespeares did change light bulbs. Edward de Vere did it for them,Nick Miliokashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09971198626290169920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-84311813091409503982012-01-31T16:14:19.301-05:002012-01-31T16:14:19.301-05:00How many Juliets does it take to change a lightbul...How many Juliets does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><i>Negative one. The lightbulb is only dark because it's put to shame by her glow, so it'll turn back on once she leaves.</i><br /><br />How many Romeos does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><i>Three. One to bewail the going out of the old lightbulb, one to put the new one in, and a third to claim he's never truly seen a Reynaldo Makefoilhttp://www.makefoil.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-38330167131557784832012-01-30T17:55:12.767-05:002012-01-30T17:55:12.767-05:00How many Aarons does it take to change a lightbulb...How many Aarons does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><br />Only one, but his sole regret is that he couldn't change ten thousand more.Brucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14293116210969876175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-33871841647580179522012-01-26T14:31:24.431-05:002012-01-26T14:31:24.431-05:00Q. How many Pucks, etc.?
A. Two. One to transform ...Q. How many Pucks, etc.?<br />A. Two. One to transform into a "three foot stool" and another to stand on him.<br /><br />Q. How many Coriolanuses(Coriolani?), etc.?<br />A. Just one, but he won't... until his mother nags him into it.<br /><br />Q. How many LaVatches?<br />A. O Lord, sir!Lucio49noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-59949364164011215132012-01-25T20:00:06.214-05:002012-01-25T20:00:06.214-05:00How many Claudius's does it take to change a l...How many Claudius's does it take to change a lightbulb? None - he won't have them changed because he gets frighted with false fire....TheVoicesProjecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11941053912696025789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-80976408397064027782012-01-25T11:04:24.808-05:002012-01-25T11:04:24.808-05:00Picky picky. I think that got lost in an edit, it...Picky picky. I think that got lost in an edit, it was supposed to say "About a hundred and fifty..." :)Duane Morinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569611828708601563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13529575.post-14469340362345233752012-01-25T09:55:04.706-05:002012-01-25T09:55:04.706-05:00Ah! 154 sonnets, not 150 hahaAh! 154 sonnets, not 150 hahaChristinahttp://www.twitter.com/minisquiggsnoreply@blogger.com